I cannot stand for this shit

Ugh Mandy Moore. I can't put my finger on why I dislike her so much but it's been that way ever since her huge head floated into the public's consciousness.

Maybe it's because she's a mediocre singer at best.

Maybe it's because she's one of the worst 'actresses' I've ever seen. Don't you dare try to defend her acting skills to me. All her facial expressions and 'I'm-just-so-thankful-to-be-here' mien gets on my nerves. Gahd.

I can't tell you how much she ruined an episode of HIMYM for me. I was never a Ted girl* but seeing her suck face with him just put me off him entirely.

Maybe it's because when I was in college, I was at an out of town trip with friends and two of them insisted on playing 'Crush' the WHOLE DAMN NIGHT. Over and over and over. Pao and James, I still do not forgive you.

But believe me when I tell you that I don't dislike her any more because she's engaged to Ryan Adams. She can have him for all I care. Just as long as he keeps putting out good music and she keeps being irrelevant.

*I have a theory that if you're female and a fan of HIMYM, then you're either a Ted girl or a Marshall girl. But you ask, what about Barney? He's the awesomest! And you would be absolutely correct, my friend. My answer to that would be: We are all Barney girls (and boys) so there's no need to choose sides on that one.